Top
Advertisement

MOTHER NATURE

Two best friends were out playing golf on a nice day. After hitting their tee shots, both found that neither was close to the fairway. One friend hit it left, the other right.

They decided that since the shots were so bad, they'd meet up at the hole.

So the first guy went off and looked and finally found his ball in a field of beautiful Buttercups. He promptly pulled out his 7 iron and started whacking away. Buttercups were flying everywhere, but the ball didn't come out.

Mother Nature got mad.

She came up from the ground and said, "I've created this beautiful field of Buttercups and now they are ruined. I'm going to have to punish you. Since these are Buttercups, your punishment is that you can't have butter for a year."

The man laughed and went back to whacking at the Buttercups.

Mother Nature said, "Hey, what's so funny?"

The man looked up and said, "My buddy is on the other side in the Pussywillows."
3
Ratings
  • 2,843 Views
  • 2 Comments
  • 0 Favorites
  • Flag
  • Flip
  • Pin It

2 Comments

  • Advertisement