10) They call me 'Don Juan in diaper'.

9) I'm a 400 pound hunk of burnin' love.

8) Let's enjoy the traditional Japanese custom of gettin' it on.

7) Wanna wrassle?

6) I may look tubby, but I got an ass like a jackhammer.

5) People say I look like a young Paul Newman.

4) Wanna do it with a fat guy?

3) I'm 3 percent muscle, 50 percent fat, and 100 percent sex machine.

2) You can be on top.

1) I've got Mount Fuji in my pants