John and his date were parked on a secluded dirt road
and started to make out hot and heavy.
His date stopped and said,
"I really should have told you this earlier,
but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex."
John pulled a twenty out of his billfold
and proceeded to have his way with her.
After a cigarette, John just sat in the driver's seat
starring out the window.
The woman asked him, "Why aren't we going anywhere?"
John replied, "Well, I really should have
told you THIS earlier." "I am actually a taxi cab driver,
and the fare back to town is $25."