> A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
> The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone,
> listened a moment and said "How should I know,
> that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
>
> The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't
> know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear."