A boy came home from school one day and said to his mom, " Guess what happened to me at school today. I had sex with my teacher!" His mom became very upset and screamed, "Go to your room! We'll tell your father what you did when he gets home."

When his father came home, the boy told him, "Way to go son," the father replied. "Let's go buy you a new bike?"

When they cam out of the shop with the brand new bike, the father asked, "Do you want to ride it home?"

"NO, " the boy replied. "My ass still hurts."