Bob met a young women at a nightclub and after a few drinks she invited him back to her place for the night. She led him into her bedroom, where he saw fluffy toy everywhere on top of the wardrobe, on the bookshelf and windowsill, on the floor and all over the bed. Undaunted, Bob made his move and things turned passionate fast. When they were done, Bob rolled over and lit a cigarette. "So," he asked, "how was ?"

"Well," she replied, "let's put it this way: You can take anything from the bottom shelf."