'Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply.

If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So - if you give her crap you will get a bucket full of shit.