A vampire walks into a bar, he goes up to the bartender and orders a Bloody Mary. The bartender gives it to him and he drinks it.
The next day, the vampire walks into the same bar, goes up to the bartender and orders another Bloody Mary. The bartender again fixes him another Bloody Mary and he drinks it.
This goes on for about a week, until the vampire walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. The bartender looks at him and asks, "the usual?" The vampire says "no, just bring me a glass of hot water?"
"Hot water?" The bartender asks, "what do your want with hot water?" Then the vampire pulls out a tampon and says "I'm having tea!"