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Two aliens came to earth and landed at a gas station. The higher in command alien walked up to a gas pump and said take me to your leader. Of course the gas pump didnt say anything. the lower in command alien said i wouldnt fuck with him, hes a bad mother fucker. the higher alien said shutup and said to the gas pump while pulling out his weapon "take me to your leader". again the gas pump didnt say anything and again the lower alien said i wouldnt fuck with him hes a bad mother fucker. The higher alien told him again to shut up. He then looked at the gas pump one last time take me to your leader. again the pump said nothing. the lower alien said please dont mess with him hes a bbaaaddd mother fucker. the higher alien discharged him weapon at the gas pump and it exploded killing both aliens.. while they were waiting to see their maker the higher alien looked at the other and asked "how did you know that he was a bad mother fucker. The lower a
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