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Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Why do you drive on the parkway and park in the driveway?

When you say " up yours " to a girl, which home does it apply to?

What colour is a mirror?

If u eat cereal out of bowls why is it measured in cups in the nutritions portion?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
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