Chuck Norris Facts

When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money.



Chuck Norris is comin' to get The Boogeyman. That's why he hides in peoples closets.



Chuck Norris doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can.



Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a Salesman, over the phone.



Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.