Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris is the reason the Hindenburg blew up.



Chuck Norris doesn't have blood. He is filled with molten hot "mag-ma".



Chuck Norris CAN judge a book by its cover.



If it looks like chicken, and it smells like chicken, and it tastes like chicken... but Chuck Norris says its Beef then its BEEF ALL RIGHT?!!



Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does.