Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris once shot down a plane by pointing at it and saying "bang."



Osama Bin Laden isn't missing. Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked him out of existence, and the Terrorist Regime is a cover up to hide its brutality.



Chuck Norris factored RSA-2048 with one hand (not his own however).



The original 'Speak no Evil; See no Evil; Hear no Evil' monkeys were really afraid of Chuck Norris.



Chuck Norris doesn't get gift cards to Barnes & Noble... He gets all of Barnes & Noble.