A little girl is riding her bike and comes to a cross walk with a police officer sitting on a horse. The officer said to the little girl thats a nice bike did Santa bring that to you? The girl said yes he did. The officer looked it over and pulled out his ticket pad and wrote her a five dollar ticket and said next Christmas tell Santa to put reflectors on it. The girl said thats a nice horse did Santa bring that to you? The officer said yes he did. The girl said well tell Santa the dick goes on the bottom not on top!