Phrase answers in unconventional question forms: "Is it..."; "Would it happen to be..."; "Do you suppose maybe it's..."; "What in the hell is..."

Call Alex "Wink."

Buzz in for every single question and answer, "Who is Merle Haggard?"

Write on screen during Final Jeopardy: a) I can't feel my legs b)Red Rum Red Rum Red Rum c) Up yours, Alex!

Answer, "What is a pompus ass who overarticulates?"