A woman on a flight from Ireland asked the
Priest beside her,'Father, may I ask a favor?
Of course what may I do for you?

' I bought an expensive woman's hair dryer for
my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs
limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it.Could you carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?'

'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not
lie.' 'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'

At customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.
The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to
declare.' The official asked, and what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'
'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman,
but which is, to date, unused.
Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father.
Next!'