A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room
giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that
there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They
tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as
this sounds, maybe a little 'Oral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the
coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the
curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes
the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back
into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.

The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'

NEVER ASSUME THAT MEN UNDERSTAND.