After living in the remote wilderness of Kentucky all his life, an old
Hillbilly decided it was time to visit the big city.

In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks in it. Not ever having
seen one before, he remarked at the image
staring back at him, 'How about that! Here's a picture of My Daddy.'

He bought the mirror, thinking it was a picture of his Daddy, but on the way
home he remembered his Wife didn't like
his Father, so he hung it in the barn, and every morning before leaving for
the fields, he would go there and look at it......

His Wife began to get suspicious of these many trips to the barn.

One day after her Husband left, she searched the barn and found the mirror.
As she looked into the glass, she fumed......
'So that's the 'Ugly Bitch He's Runnin' Around With.'