bus driver

The bus driver pulled over at the bus stop a woman and her son came aboard the bus and sat directly behind the driver it wasnt long b4 the kid started to annoy him saying "if my daddy was big horse and my mommy was a big horse then i'll be a little horse, if my daddy was a big chicken and my mommy was a big chicken them i'll be a little chicken, if my daddy was big deer and my mommy was a big deer them i'll be a little deer...... The bus driver was annoyed he just wanted the kid to shut up he got up and walked to the kid and said what if your daddy was a bastard and your mommy was a prostitute? "then i'll be a bus driver." said the kid.