Horror Movie Checklist Part 3

Logic and reason is good, except when used to declare that ghosts/vampires,zombies/werewolves aren’t real. They are, get used to it.

Never be a skeptic of the occult.

Never run into the woods. Nine outta ten killers pop out from behind trees.

Stick with the cop or ex-army guy. Unless he start re-living ‘Nam, then get the f*ck out.

The religious nut job? Yeah, he’s going to have a breakdown and start preaching Armageddon.

If you have to go into the woods, follow paths or rivers. For the love of God, don’t get lost, because no matter how lost you are, the killer WILL find you.

Always make you’re last stand at the edge of a cliff, over a vat of molten metal, close to a woodchipper, or next to a large propane tank. Circumstance will lead the killer into one of these deadly traps.

Never try to reason with a killer. They’re not known for their reasoning abilities.

Don’t disturb the graves.

NEVER ask a killer why he’s doing this. You won’t
Uploaded 08/30/2008
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