One summer, a French-Canadian man named Jacques decided to go to Maine. On the beach, a pretty girl caught his eye and his sexual desires

He got up, ran to her, grabbed her and brought her to his hotel room. He then had sex with her and then sent her on her way

She reported this to the police and Jacques was arrested

Jacques looked at the judge with a bewildered look and said, "No! Hi don't understand! Hin my country you grab de pretty girl, bring her to hotel room, BOOM-BOOM, give hit to her den let her go!

The judge said, "in AMERICA if you're to have sex with a lady, you must get permission first, or it's rape. You must get her consent!"

After hearing this, Jacques turned around and mysteriously looked at the judge and said, "Cuntscent! Hi got her cuntscent on my fingers, cuntscent on my mustache, hi got her cuntscent everywhere!"