There's a paki, a englishman, a granny and a blonde girl on a train.They go threw the tunnel and they hear some one get slapped. The blonde girl thinks the paki has felt the granny and slapped the paki and the granny thought that about the blonde girl and the englishman thought I can't wait until another tunnel so I can hit that paki bastard again.

When is the only time you can spit in a Persian womans face?
When her mustache is on fire!

What do you call an arab standing between two buildings?
Ali!

What do you call a pretty Paki?
Asif!

Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?
You only have to teach them how to take off!

Why aren't there any Wal*Marts in Afghanistan?
Because there's a Target on every corner!

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Afghanistan?
A map!

Failed Afghan recruitment slogans:
Be Allah you can be!
Martyrs have more fun!
Free camoflage turbans! Sign up today!
Uncle oSAMa wants you!

What do you call a guy wi