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Chinese Jokes

Have you heard about the Chinese retard?
Her parents named her Sum Ting Wong.

How do chincs come up with names for their kids?
By throwing silverware down the stairs and it goes ping, ching, pong, That’s what they name their kids.

How do you blindfold a chink? Dental floss!
How do you know if a chink robbed your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later the chink is still trying to back out of your driveway!

Why is a gook like a computer?
They both only see bits!

How do you blindfold a gook?
Dental floss!

What do you call a gook with one testicle?

What do you call a fat chinaman?
A Chunk!

Why did the Romans make straight roads?
So Asians couldn't build corner shops!
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