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Jew Jokes

Who’s the best Jewish cook? Hitler.

What do you get when you squeeze a Synagogue?

When’s the only time you wink and smile at a nig*er?
Through the scope.

What was so bad about being a black Jew?
You had to sit in the back of the oven.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What's a Jewish woman's favorite position for sex?
Facing Macy's.

Why do Jewish husbands die young?
Because they want to.

Q. What do you get when you cross a Jewish princess and a prostitute?A. A fucking know-it-all.

Q: What’s the resemblance between snails and Sephardic Jews?A: They don’t need women to make babies!

Why are jews so good at math?
They got all the answers burned on their arms.

First Man: I'm going to be just like Hitler and kill all the jews. But I'm going to kill all the clowns, too.
Second Man: Why the clowns? First Man: See, no one cares about the Jews!

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