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Funny one liners pt. 7

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If you haven't much education you must use your brain.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth
it.
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your
help.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to
others.
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's
newspaper, that's the time to do it.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.
Keep honking. I'm reloading.
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
Learn from your parents' mistake
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