Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talkin' about.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
There is no "ctrl" button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris knows where in the world is Carmen Sandiego.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Time flys when Chuck Norris tells it to.
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
If you spell Chuck Norris in scrabble you win. Forever.
Chuck Norris shot the sherrif, the deputy, and both their wives.
chuck Norris scored a 17 on an 18 hole golf course.
If Chuck Norris had built the Titanic, it wouldn't have sunk.
When Chuck Norris divides, there is no remainder.
Chuck Norris knows why kids love cinnamon toast crunch.