This one time in history 3 ladies all died at the same time..
A Hooker, a Housewife and a Nun.

They all arrive at heavens gate and Saint Peter tells them
"Okay ladies, before you go into heaven... You can have sex one final time."

They all come to an understanding.

St. P asks the Hooker, would you like to have a guy with a 12 , 6, or 1 inch dick.
Hooker says "Well, since I've been around the block since I was 18.. I'll take the 12 inch dick" So, St. P looks all around and says "Ahh.. Elvis Prestley! Come here my lad, meet this fine young lady." So the 2 go behind a curtain onto a cloud and start to fuck...

St. P asks the Hooker, would you like to have a guy with a 12 , 6, or 1 inch dick. Housewife says "Well, since I've only been having sex once every 2 weeks, I'll take the 6 inch." So, St. P looks all around and says "Ahh..Heath Ledger! Come here my lad, meet this fine young lady." So the 2 go behind a curtain over onto