There once was a fucking dog-named Fuck. He would eat every shoe in the fucking town. He lived in a fucking dog shed in the middle of Bum-Fucking-Egypt. He fucking parents lived in Beverly Fucking Hills. They fucking regretted fucking to pop out that little fuck. Fuck usually loved to butt-fuck shoes. His fucking next-door neighbors tried to fuck him over by putting dyno-fucking-mite under his house. He fucking hated those sick fuckers. One day he swore to fuck them to their fucking graves. He went back home to butt-fuck his fucking dad and eat their fucking second child. His dad bit his own fucking penis off then fucked Paris Hilton with his fucking stumpy remains. But this story so far has told nothing of Fuck. So let’s get back to the fucking story. Fuck fucked every fucking moving thing in the world. He also enjoyed fucking multiple fuckers at one fucking time. His fucking penis eventually fell the fuck off, leaving him fucking dick-less. He was fucked. This horny fucker could no