Funny Newfie Joke

These Newfies are so smart.. We just don't give them enough credit

Fred went to a psychiatrist. 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed
I think
there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'

'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come
talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears.'

'How much do you charge?'

'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.

'I'll sleep on it,' said Bruce. Six months
later the doctor met Bruce on the street.

'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were
having?' asked the psychiatrist.

'Well Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful
lot of money!

A Newfie cured me for $10 and a 12-pack. I was so happy to have saved
all that money
that I went and bought me a new pickup!'

Is that so! And how, may I ask, did a Newfie cure you?'

'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! -Ain't nobody under ther
Uploaded 09/18/2008
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