-Law of the Result-
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

-Law of Biomechanics-
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
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Law of the Theater-
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

-The Starbucks Law-
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

-Murphy's Law of Lockers-
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

-Law of Physical Surfaces-
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

-Law of Logical Argument-
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

-Brown's Law of Physical Appearance-
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

-Oliver's Law of Public Speaking-
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

-Wilson's Law of Commercial Marke