A bear walks into an orphanarium and wants to get new parents. A man behind a counter asks the bear," Hi there little bear. Hey, you seem down. What's wrong?"

The bear says,"I want to have a new family because my mom always beats me."

The man says,"You poor thing...but what about your daddy?"

The bear says,"He beats me to. Can you PLEASE help me?"

The man says,"Well, what were you thinking of?"

The bear says," I want to live with the Chicago Bears. They never beat anybody."