Can your dick touhc your butthole?

A kid and his grandpa are sitting outside.His grandpa lights a cigar.His grandson ask "Can i get a puff of that grandpa?".His grandpa ask "Does your dick touch your butthole yet?"."No"his grandson replies and goes on.A few hours later the grandpa has a bottle of Jack Daniels,"Can i get a swig of that grandpa?"The boy asks."Does your dick touch your butthole?"His grandpa replies."No" says the kid.So the next morning the kid is eating a plate full of chocolate chip cookies.His grandpa notices them and ask "Can i have a cookie?".His grandson replies "Can your dick touch your butthole?"."Why yes,Yes it can."His grandpa exclaims proudly."Then go fuck yourself grandpa cause grandma made theese cookies for me!" the kid replies.