One for Texas
The Ambassadors from France, England, Mexico and the U.S.A. were on a plane. After about an hou there is a huge explosion. The pilot comes over the speakers to say one of the two engines has exploded and they need to lighten the planes weight. All four ambassadors start throwing out everything not bolted down. When they are done the pilot comes back on to say they still need to lighten up the plane. The ambassador from England steps up to the door and says "Long live the Queen!" and jumps out. The French ambassador steps up to the door and says "Vive la France!" and jumps out. The pilot comes on yet again to say the still need to dump more weight. The US ambassador steps up to the door and says "Remember the Alamo!" and throws the Mexican ambassador out.
DarthTolkien Uploaded 09/21/2008