Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the brains!
Why didn't the skeleton punch the baby?
He didn't have the guts!
Why didn't the skeleton crucify the child molester?
He didn't have the heart!
Why didn't the skeleton eat the chicken, watermelon and kool-aid?
He wasn't black! And his stomach couldn't handle it!
What didn't the skeleton go the gym with his friends?
He had no muscles!
What do you call a skeleton in the desert?
A tragedy.
What do you call a Mexican in the desert?
Arizona State Prison