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Evil Shaman

Three men are walking through the forest when the come across an evil Indian shaman who says, "This forest bears every fruit known to man! I want you to go and collect 10 of your favorite fruit and return to me."

So they all set off, later the first man returns with 10 coconuts, he asks the Indian what now,

and the Indian replies, "Take those coconuts... and shove them up your ass!" the man looks a little surprised until the Shaman explains, "If you can shove them up your ass without making a sound, then you can pass, but if you make one noise then you will go to Hell!" So the man tries to shove a coconut up his ass and screams in pain. He then disappears and reappears in Hell.

The next guy come back with 10 cherries, and asks the same question with the same results, "Take those cherries and shove them up your ass, if you are silent you may pass, if you make a noise you will go to Hell!" He begins to shove the cherries up his ass without
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