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Voting Republican

I'm voting Republican because I think new drugs should be made available whether they've been tested properly or not. As long as the pharmaceutical companies' bottom lines are healthy, then I feel healthy, too.

I'm voting Republican because women just can't be trusted to make decisions about their own bodies.

I'm voting Republican because corporations should not have to pay to clean up damage to the environment. If people want clean water, buy it in a bottle.

I'm voting Republican because I don't want to know if the food I'm eating has been genetically modified or exposed to radiation. If the label says "food," that's good enough for me.

I'm voting Republican because I really enjoy being screwed by the energy companies.

I'm voting Republican because I just don't feel that I deserve health insurance.

I'm voting Republican because I think all other countries are inferior, and we should start as many wars as possible to keep it that way.

I'm voting Republica
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