Osama dies
aangelcg
Published
09/28/2008
Osama was killed by a US bomb, and immediately found himself in a large room filled with fat middle aged men.
Suddenly, a man strode up to the podium and said "Will the Star Trek Convention Klingon Council Break-Out Session now commence?"
Osama grew panicked, and tried to run out of the room, only to face Muhhammed himself, blocking the door.
"This is not the paradise I was promised in the Quoran."
"Yes it is...where did you expect I'd find you 72 virgins?"
Suddenly, a man strode up to the podium and said "Will the Star Trek Convention Klingon Council Break-Out Session now commence?"
Osama grew panicked, and tried to run out of the room, only to face Muhhammed himself, blocking the door.
"This is not the paradise I was promised in the Quoran."
"Yes it is...where did you expect I'd find you 72 virgins?"
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