A guy and a girl are out on a date. They park the car and start making out, hot and heavy. The guy goes to put his hand in the girl's pants but she stops him. "Come on! I just wanna feel you!" says the guy. The girl says, "No! I'm on my period." The guy insists he doesn't care, he really wants to play with her a bit. The girl finally gives in and the guy sticks his hand down her pants and starts to finger her. Out of nowhere, a cop comes up and taps on the window. The guy yanks his hand out of her pants and rolls down the window. The cop asks, "So what are you kids doing in there, eh?" The guy looks up, starts licking his fingers and says, "Eatin' pizza."