A little boy is standing at the side of a river, crying. An elderly lady passes by and feels pity for him.

"What is the matter, young boy? Why are you crying?"

The boy sniffed, "My daddy drowned all four little kittens we had yesterday."

"That's awful," the lady replied angrily. "Your father is a real bastard!"

"I know," said the little boy. "He promised I could do it."