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1st Grade Spelling Bee

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One day, a school was holding one of it's annual spelling bees for the first grade. The two best spellers in the grade, Lisa and Jonny, were the final two remaining.

Lisa walked up to the front for her word.

"Spell, excellent" said the judge.

Lisa asked, "Can you use it in a sentence?"

"The student recieved an A in his class because he wrote an excellent essay."

"E-X-C-E-L-L-E-N-T, excellent."

She got the word right and after taking her seat, Jonny went up for his word.

The judge said, "Spell, hormones."

"Can you use it in a sentence, please?" asked Jonny.

Right away, the judge replied, "Every time I screw your mom, the whore moans."
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