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Drunk Baptism

Jonny who is always drunk stumbles along a baptism on Sunday afternoon down by a river.

Jonny proceeds to walk down into the water and stand next to the preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?"

Jonny looks back and says, "Yes sir"

The minister then dunks him under the water and pulls him right back up.
"Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asked.
"Nooo!" said the drunk.

The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"
"Noooo, I still didn't find him."

The preacher in disgust holds Jonny under for at least 30 seconds this time, brings him out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My God, man, have you found Jesus yet?"

Jonny wipes his eyes and says to the preacher...
"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
midnite492 Uploaded 10/03/2008
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