Piping Hot Coffee

One of q new clerks responsibilities was bringing a judge a hot cup of coffee every morning. And, every morning, the judge became infuriated when the coffee cup brought to him was just 2/3 full.
When asked , the clerk explained that he had to rush to get the coffee delivered while it was still hot, which caused him to spill it along the way. After weeks of yelling and, no change, the judge told the clerk until he produced a full cup of coffee - he would cut the clerk’s pay by 1/3 if he continued to produce 1/3 of what the was expected.
The next morning, the judge was greeted with a cup of coffee that was full to the brim, and this continued for the week. The judge couldn’t resist gloating over his success and smugly complimented the clerk on his new technique.
“Oh, there’s not much to it,” admitted the clerk, “I take some coffee in my mouth right outside the coffee room, and spit it back in when I get to your office.”
Uploaded 10/04/2008
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