Blonde One Liners
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: Because they go answer the door.
Q: Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch?
A: A man who told one to many blonde jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who got a pair of waterskis?
A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde guy and a blonde girl?
A: The blonde girl's sperm count is higher.
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A: You knock on the door.
Q: What's blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette-blonde?
A: A blonde doing cartwheels.
Q: Why are Blonde's coffins shaped like a triangle?
A: Because everytime their head hits a pillow their legs open.
Q: Why do blonde's like sunroofs?
A: More legroom.
A: Because they go answer the door.
Q: Do you know what is black and blue and found in a ditch?
A: A man who told one to many blonde jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who got a pair of waterskis?
A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde guy and a blonde girl?
A: The blonde girl's sperm count is higher.
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A: You knock on the door.
Q: What's blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette-blonde-brunette-blonde?
A: A blonde doing cartwheels.
Q: Why are Blonde's coffins shaped like a triangle?
A: Because everytime their head hits a pillow their legs open.
Q: Why do blonde's like sunroofs?
A: More legroom.
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