A man on vacation in Florida is out barhopping. He enters one bar and sees $20 bills all over the walls, so he asks the bartender what's up with the wallpaper.
"We have a running challenge in this bar," the bartender says. "First, you have to finish a bottle of the 'house brew,' then you have to pull a rotten tooth from the 'gator we keep out back, and then you have to go upstairs and make Ol' Bertha, our resident whore, achieve the Big O. If you do that, you get all the money, but if you fail, your $20 goes on the wall."
"Fair enough," the man says, taking a $20 from his wallet.
The bartender hands him the bottle of brew, a vicious combination of vodka, whiskey and tequila. The man slugs it down and swaggers out back. For five minutes, the bartender hears splashing and screaming from the back, until finally the man comes back in, bloodied and soaked.
"Alright!" the man announces. "Take me to that whore with the bad tooth!"