a guys walking down the street and finds a monkey wrench on the sidewalk so he stops to pick it up. he looks around and there is an elderly lady up the hill with a lot of black kids running around in the yard so he figures he will see if it belongs to her, so he yells out"excuse me maam is this your monkey wrench?" the old lady yells back "what i cant hear ya" so again he yells "is this your monkey wrench?" again the lady yells "what i cant hear you from all these damn kids" he says "i said is this your monkey wrench?" so the old lady yells back "no this aint no damn monkey ranch its a daycare"