You May Be a Stoner If...

Your taking down a phone number and you ask, "How do you spell that?".

Your science teacher has asked you for a lighter before.

You fall up stairs.

Your family believes the story about people robbing all the cereal.


When you walk into a room and forget why you're there.

You spend 5 frantic minutes searching for car keys already in the ignition.

You start and end a sentence with man.

Your friend you invited over knocks on the door and you try to answer your phone.

You get lost in your backyard.

You find out the meaning of the universe. Then forget.

You've eaten something that never has and never will be considered food.

When you type Google into Google, and Facebook into the Facebook search.