A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t appear to be breathing, and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other hunter whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He screeches to the operator, “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says, “Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, followed by a deafening gunshot blast.
“Ok,” the hunter says. “Now what?”