A coach of a female track team is determined to win races and medals for the school. So he decides to give his girls steroids. They start winning races by miles and became the number 1 track team in the country. I day before the nationals Betty, the teams hurdler, comes in and says.

"Coach! I think I have a problem, I'm starting to grow chest hair!"

The coach says curiously, "Well how far down does is go?"

The girl says, "All the way down..."

"To my balls"