A man was walking in the in the park when a woman on a bench called out to him. He looked over and saw that the woman had no arms or legs.

"Excuse me sir, but you seem like a nice person. As you can see, im not a 'normal' person. And because of this,well, to tell you the truth nobody ever hugged me before." She said.

The man was in a hurry, but he considered her situation and went over to give her a somewhat awkward hug.

"Thank you so much," she said. "But i have another favor. No one has ever kissed me, either."

The man, somewhat annoyed but still sympathetic went over again to give her an awkward little kiss. He turned to walk away when she called him over again.

"One last thing, sir, please, i beg you."

"What?" he said, annoyed.

"Well, ummm....no one had ever fucked me before either."

Now the man walked up to her angrily, picked her up, brought her to a nearby bridge and threw her off and yelled: "Now you're fucked!"