So there were two rednecks walking down a railroad track. One was named John and the other was named Steven. As they were walking John smelt something really bad and asked steven if he had shit himself. He said no and they kept on walking. Then John smelt something even worse and again asked Steven if he had shit himself. He said no and they kept on walking. Finally John smelt the worse thing he had ever smelled. He rushed over to Steven and pulled down his pants and saw this horrible green and brown slop smothered all over the insides of Stevens pants. John said Steven, you so did shit yourself. Steven replied oh! I thought you ment today.